WOMAN

What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

MAN

Definitely not!

WOMAN

Why not - don't you like being married?

MAN

Of course I do.

WOMAN

Then why wouldn't you remarry?

MAN

Okay, I'd get married again.

WOMAN

You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

MAN

(makes audible groan)

WOMAN

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

MAN

Where else would we sleep?

WOMAN

Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

MAN

That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WOMAN

And would you let her use my golf clubs?

MAN

She can't use them; she's left-handed.

WOMAN

- - - silence - - -

MAN

Shit.